I wasn’t sure I wanted to blog about this topic as it was sparked by Gene Simmons’ latest stunt to trademark the devil horn gesture, as I feel my response somehow dignifies his actions. At the same time I feel his actions, intentional or not, are something of a reflection of the current state of music. We saw this with the burning of millions of dollars worth of punk memorabilia with much of the same response from me. The publicity stunts provoke some thoughts as whether we’re placing our value in the right aspects of music.
While the case of the punk memorabilia was mostly about the commercialization of a counter culture that ironically stands against such ideas metal has veered more towards one of the other issues, namely with social stratification. Where in punk there’s need to be more punk than everyone else in metal there’s a need to be more metal than others. The ordinary metalhead manifests this with various elitism, but it ultimately boils down to being the first one to do it. Whether it’s the first to become a Children of Bodom fan or the first to hate Dragonforce being a “true” metalhead is about setting the trend or being part of the right trend. These comments aren’t new and can be found in any culture.
So what does this have to do with trademarking the devil horn gesture? One of the toughest things about art is making it relevant. When the art can’t be relevant I’ve noticed an artist will try to be relevant in other ways. The best ways to do this are through shock value or appealing to nostalgia. Gene Simmons is notorious for trying to be “the first” of things, and in this aspect tries to appeal to nostalgia. I suspect in this way he wants to ensure his music was / is relevant. Trying to trademark something closely tied to a community not only appeals to the shock value aspect but also to the sense of nostalgia by trying to cement his place in metal history.
While Gene Simmons did withdraw his trademark application (like we knew he would) the implications will live on. I’d say it has damaged his career, but this stunt will be forgotten until the next one occurs. The stunts will keep happening as long as the focus will be more on the image of music and less about creating music that meaningfully contributes. How to determine what is meaningful to a community, however, is another matter.
If you’re like me you try to get as close to the stage as possible at concerts. If you’re also like me you know you have to toe that line between being able to watch the show and getting sucked into the mosh pit that is always around the stage. Sadly I have failed in maintaining that line more times than I care to admit. I’ve also learned a few tricks on how to not get completely bruised while retreating and planning my harrowing escape. Want to know how I do it? I act on these strategies.
Know the mosher archetypes. Just as there are the types of people everyone meets at a concert there are different types of moshers. The more you understand if you’re dealing with a guy who thinks he knows karate or the guy who had too much the better you’ll manage.
Expect strange liquids. Sometimes when threatened, especially folks like overly enthusiastic mosher, moshers will go into a frenzy and knock the drink out of someone’s hand. Sometimes the guy who had too much decides that chucking his pisswater at the stage is the equivalent of throwing confetti. Sometimes ignorance as to what is soaking you is the best. Regardless of how you got wet…
Don’t leave your mouth open too long. There’s more liquid in store. If that’s your thing I won’t judge you too much, though.
Don’t fight against the moshers. If you want to join the moshing, join the moshing. Since you’re probably reading this to eventually get out of your situation you probably don’t want to try that. If they get too close and the group is small enough just nudge offenders back into the hoard. I promise you they won’t notice. If it’s a wall of death you may want to pray to Jesus and join the moshing. There is no escape once you’re caught in that.
Know the moshers will eventually thin out. The guy who wants to practice karate will either get tired or folks will get tired of him. The guy who had too much will eventually have to pee and pass out in the stall. Some folks will leave because they only wanted to see certain bands. Whatever the reason the crowd will get thinner and you can make your escape.
Even if these tips don’t help yu as you’re being smashed around at the concert you can take comfort in knowing that you probably aren’t alone in trying to survive the situation. Who knows, maybe you’ll run into them and survive through solidarity. Or you’ll get knocked around into someone who will know your pain.
Posted in music, Uncategorized
Tagged concert, how to, humor, life advice, mosh pits, moshers, moshing, strange liquids, survival, survival guide
It’s Record Store Day, and like others I feel a need to share my thoughts on one particular matter. I will probably repeat what others have said on the topic, but I don’t really express my opinion on these issues. I think we’re all aware of the intention of the day: to support local record stores and the last bastions of purchasing physical copies of music. I don’t think anyone will deny the good intentions behind this. For some indie and local musicians this one of few ways to get their music out there. In an effort to continue to support music stores it feels noble, but I also feel it’s somewhat misguided, namely in supporting local artists by purchasing outmoded forms of music.
One of the arguments I hear is how something like vinyl has overall a better sound quality when compared to something like an mp4 format. I don’t understand the demonizing of newer formats when the evidence is not strong for the comparison. What’s more is these same people will buy an album that was recorded digitally for people to buy as mp4’s. I feel like the chances of the album being of the sound quality those blessed with golden ears ramble about is compromised by the recording process. I also love to point out that when they purchase a re-release of an older album it was most likely digitally restored to bring back that crisp sound they love to describe. Moreover record formats, even for retro formats, isn’t the best way to listen to music. It only beat out hard plastic cylinders –a format which is equal and possible superior to record sound quality –due to better marketing and storage capabilities. I don’t think I’ll see a revival in hard plastic cylinders anytime soon, though, even if it would benefit possibly digitally archiving music from the earlier part of the 20th century.
Then again, the revival of older formats has surprised me and demonstrated how it’s not about the actual sound quality, but the perceived quality. I’m talking about the revival of cassette tapes. When I was younger I did prefer them over CD’s. Now that I’m older and had the pleasure of experiencing different formats I understand why its obsolescence was imminent since its inception. Like wax cylinders it was difficult to store without compromising the quality of the sound, it was easily destroyed, you could record over it without too much difficulty, the listening experience was limited to the quality of the player and quality of the musical product itself. Anyone who dealt with trying to listen to a cassette with a damaged tape knows what I mean. Nonetheless indie artists are selling cassettes of their music. Even some of my former bandmates sell their music on cassette. The fact it’s seeing a revival indicates it’s met with some welcome reception.
In some ways having a hard copy of an independent artist’s work is still helping. For some it’s still a viable way of getting their music out to world and fund their tour or future work. I often see out of town musicians selling CD’s and the occasional cassette. People do buy them at the shows. They’re selling, even if I don’t know to what extent. It’s supporting indie artists in some way.
I believe this is the pivotal issue of stuff like Record Store Day. When I started off in the mid 00’s reviewing music there was a revival in vinyl records. At the time it was hard to find a record player, especially one that worked and was affordable. Folks still purchased the albums with the same dubious arguments of sound quality were made. Those who purchased were supporting indie artists. As the revival continued mainstream labels re-released albums previously on vinyl or they converted previously CD-only formats to vinyl. There was a resurgence is producing record players, but I saw where folks were purchasing more vinyl by mainstream artists than indie ones. Now I’m more likely to see vinyl albums by mainstream artists than indie ones. I’m sure there are other reasons, especially with the cost of producing a hard copy of an album involved. I think, though, if we are buying records to support local record stores we need to also consider buying vinyl of local and indie music. If we’re so willing to support a physical format to create a day for it, we need to also remember the artists who support them.
A bit of an epilogue: in case anyone was wondering I now own a record player. It also has a cassette deck and an 8-track player. You know, just in case.
Posted in irrelevant, music, Oh Noes! An Uninvited Opinion
Tagged cassette, indie, local, plastic cylinders, record, record store day, rsd, support, uninvited opinion, wax cylinders
CS Luxem broke the monotony of ambient music in the night with their combination of music and social awkwardness. While it seemed odd it came together for an interesting show that provided the only fresh air that was in The Replay Lounge by that part of the night.
Luxem provided a nice break from all the ambient music with their combination of doo-wop paired with a strong bass line. Adding off-key vocals and some synth elements to the mix does max it interesting, though at times it felt a little hokey. I felt like at times there was too much in the mix that it was a bit of overkill, such as too strong of a bass line or too much reverb that seemed to serve no purpose. On a more positive note they remind me of a grittier 10 CC.
As I’ve said with other bands that night I’m giving some leeway about their performance as I couldn’t see the stage thanks to a tight crowd. I’m going to give them even more leeway because I started to feel ill and left in the middle of their set. I feel because of that they didn’t get a fair review without it, especially when I left it seems they really started to play their finer songs. What I did get to note was while sometimes over the top musically CS Luxem also delivered equally goofy stage antics. At times it came off a part of the act, but it also felt a little contrived as if trying to mask something.
The audience enjoyed the antics, though, and showed it with lots of cheering. Sadly this section is pretty sparse, which adds to why I’m giving them leeway. It’s not their fault, but at least the audience got to enjoy them.
As I’ve said CS Luxem combines doo-wop and synth with goofiness. What little I did review shows that while a bit rough around the edges can provide something unique and a bit reminiscent of 70’s and 80’s music. I hope to give them a more complete review in the future.
Audience Interaction- 1
Brownie Points- 0.75
Posted in electronic, music, review, rock
Tagged alternative rock, april, doowop, music, replay lounge, review, rock, synth